3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."

 

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry
about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

 

 

After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car.. His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he
wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

 

 

 

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,
Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at
bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the
prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened
with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right
up to the end of the prayer:

"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but
deliver us some E-mail.

 

 

 

 

One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us
our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets."

 

 

 

 

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."

 

 

 

 

 

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel
were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang,
and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not
supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's
going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See
those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."